Current Residence: DJ Sexual Innuendo is "in" the "house."
Operating System: I beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen, that's the Large HADRON Collider.
Shell of choice: Snails are just M&Ms for ducks.
Favourite cartoon character: You think 9/11 was bad; remember when the Muppets took Manhattan?
Personal Quote: Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.